Michael
Michael makes software, using python when he has the choice and Objective C when he doesn't. He knows plone inside out. He prefers to think of himself as a surfer who codes, rather than a coder who surfs.
He is also the proud inventor of many unusual spellings, which we politely refer to as "Michaelisms".
Matt
Matt does software development, and is the most patient one here. He knows a lot about bioinformatics and angrily insists that "... of course that's a real word." He also knows plone inside out, and often won't shut up about it.
In his spare time, Matt collects pets and children (his own, not anyone elses).
Rob
Rob does product development and strategy, and fancies himself as an expert on all things Internet. He wrote some python code once, but he was suitably punished and has promised not to do it again.
Rob is currently recovering from illness and has limited availability.
Dane
Dane does servers, operating systems and infrastructure, and is also a surprisingly good python hacker, which he keeps a secret to avoid being pestered.
He's surprisingly grouchy for a Canadian, but makes mean pierogis and can convince OpenBSD, FreeBSD, Mac OS X or linux to do pretty much anything.